Saturday, April 30, 2011

Breaking news: Mariah Carey gives birth to twins.

Publication: Huffington Post
Date: 30 April 2011

What seems like an extremely long pregnancy has come to a safe conclusion today as Mariah Carey gives birth to twins, 5 pounds 3 ounces and 5 pounds 6 ounces, small for regular babies but not out of the ordinary for twins.

Best wishes to all the family.



Least interesting cover story of the week: Bret Michael's heath and upcoming wedding.

Publication: Star
Date: 9 May 2011

Star has a headline about Bret Michaels' health and upcoming wedding to his longtime girlfriend. They do not have any picture to accompany this story, so I won't put up a picture either.

Way too many gossip rags are getting into this habit.

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Khloe bullied for being fat YET AGAIN.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 9 May 2011

Yet again, Khloe, the Baby Huey of the Kardashian clan, has a cover story about her weight. here are the headlines.
  • Khloe tells Us
  • Tortured for her weight
  • After her mom calls her fat, Khloe opens us about her lifelong struggle and how Lamar makes her feel sexy
While this may not seem relevant to the Kardashian family, Khloe is the only daughter who is actually married and whose male companion does not seem like a complete douchebag.

This puts her a few points ahead of her petite but huge hootered sisters.



Brave Last Days Alert:Bob Barker one more time.

Publication: Globe
Date: 9 May 2011

The Globe and the low rent Examiner have been trying to kill off Bob Barker since last September. Here are the latest headlines.
  • Tearful Bob Barker's Sad Last Days!
  • 'Price Is Right' legend, 87, in new medical drama
Best wishes to Bob Barker, his family and friends.



On the rocks alert: More Bachelor noise.

Publications: Weekly Life & Style, OK!
Date: 9 May 2011

After Teen Mom, the reality TV series the tabloids love the most that annoys me the most is The Bachelor. These romances almost never work out and we get rehashes of the debris for months and months after the show goes off the air.

Even Kendra Wilkinson doesn't bug me as much as these clowns.

Anyway, here are the headlines.
  • OK!: Emily: Why I gave Brad his ring back
  • Weekly Life & Style: How Brad betrayed Emily
Okay, okay. We get it. He's a heel and she's a flake. Let's move on, shall we?



On the rocks alert: Sandra betrayed again.

Publication: Star
Date: 9 May 2011

Once again, Jesse James is back on the cover of a supermarket rag and he blames Sandra Bullock for the fact he can't keep his penis in his pants. Pretty much the exact same story won Meanest Story of the Week way back in August of last year.

I didn't even think about nominating it for Meanest Story this week because it is such old news. Jesse is fading from the spotlight and the faster that happens, the better.



Love Bird Alert™: Jen's falling for Bradley Cooper!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 9 May 2011

Jennifer Aniston and her stunningly bad luck with men is one of the stories the supermarket rags will never abandon. This week, In Touch has her head over heels for Bradley Cooper. Here are the headlines.
  • Jen falls for Bradley: Yes, she's in love!
  • From steamy texts to talks of their "future together", why friends fear Jen's moving too fast… again!
Both commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive and I have our somewhat exotic theories as to what has made Jen's love life a shambles, but maybe that second sentence explains the situation more simply.

She's really, really clingy and nobody likes that.



Hollywood Hot Actress Katy Perry

Katy Perry Biography 

Date of Birth
25 October 1984, Santa Barbara, California, USA 

Birth Name
Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson 

Height
5' 8" (1.73 m) 

Spouse
Russell Brand (23 October 2010 - present)

Trade Mark
Contralto vocal range

Black hair and blue eyes

Colorful outfits


Trivia
Perry is her mother's maiden name.

Former Christian folk singer turned pop singer.

Released an album in 2001 as "Katy Hudson".

Parents Keith Hudson and wife Mary Perry are both pastors. She's their middle child and has one older sister and one younger brother.

Got engaged to Russell Brand during the Christmas holidays in 2009. They were dating since September 2009.

Her hit song "I Kissed a Girl" was inspired by Scarlett Johansson.

Is close friends with Rihanna.

Is friends with Perez Hilton and Adam Lambert.

Niece of director Frank Perry.

Was ranked #1 on Maxim magazine's Hot 100 of 2010 list.

Is a natural blonde. She dyes her hair black.

Married Russell Brand in India.

Was voted Number 8 on Askmen most desirable women of 2011.


Personal Quotes
If people want a role model, they can have Miley Cyrus.

[on who she wants to kiss] Scarlett Johansson before she gets married to Ryan Reynolds. She is a classic beauty. I love that 1940s pin-up look.

Have I ever kissed a girl? Of course I have. I can't sing a song and not have done it. That'd be complete hypocrisy. I fancy Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Angelina Jolie - I'd definitely kiss them.

[on Rihanna] We're friends and we're both kind of on this crazy roller coaster, and ... it's nice to have good girlfriends. I pride myself on having cool chicks in my life, and she's a cool chick.

[On future husband Russell Brand] He's a genius and geniuses are both wonderful and delicate in the greatest way.

[On "The X Factor" (2004)] The most gorgeous judge is Cheryl Cole. That woman is just edible.

[on Rihanna missing her wedding] I was upset she couldn't make it but let me promise you, there was no one more upset about it than her. When you have an album coming out you don't have a spare second in the day and you're answerable to the record company. She felt really bad she couldn't be there but we're still the very best of friends. My girl organized the best bachelorette party ever and I'll always love her to bits.

Look, any couple in a serious relationship has that talk about babies, but we haven't decided when. Russell wants lots of children and I think there's something amazing about tons of kids running around. We probably won't have the talk again for a few years - it's important to enjoy each other before having babies.

My singing is really important to me, but when children come along they'll be my main focus. I'd never put my career in front of my babies - it'd be a case of fitting jobs around them.





Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Hollywood Actress Katy Perry

Friday, April 29, 2011

Bun in the oven alert™?: Teen Mom Leah's pregnancy shocker!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 9 May 2011

One good result of all the royal wedding coverage is less space on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter for Teen Mom. Over the past eight weeks, there have been at least two Teen Mom stories per week in the supermarket rags, but this week only one, a "pregnancy shocker" involving Leah Messer.

Readers should be advised that the words "shocker" and "drama" on the cover quite often mean the story inside is the opposite of what you expect.



On the rocks alert: Oprah throws a fit over Stedman's new gal pal.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 9 May 2011

Welcome back to gossip hell 2011, Stedman Graham! While there have been a steady stream of stories about Oprah this year, this is the first mentioning The Boyfriend, or is he the Ex-Boyfriend? According to the low rent Examiner, Stedman is seeing somebody else, and Miss Winfrey is none too pleased.



Weekly World News alert: Guess who Barack Hussein Aloha Obama is related to?

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 9 May 2011

The Sun has a prediction this week, but no dates on the cover, so I'm only reporting on what the Weekly World News has to say. According to them, the Only President We've Got is related to...


Sarah Palin, the queen of the I-Quit-arod.

Not an actual laugh, but I did smile.



Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Date of Birth
30 August 1972, San Diego, California, USA 

Birth Name
Cameron Michelle Diaz 

Nickname
Cami 

Height
5' 9" (1.75 m) 

A tall, strikingly attractive blue-eyed bottle blonde, Cameron Diaz was born in 1972 in San Diego. She is the daughter of Billie (Anglo-German) and Emilio Diaz (Cuban-American). Self described as "adventurous, independent and a tough kid," Cameron left home at 16 and for the next 5 years lived in such varied locales as Japan, Australia, Mexico, Morocco, and Paris. Returning to California at the age of 21, she was working as a model when she auditioned for a part in The Mask (1994). To her amazement and despite having no previous acting experience, she was cast as the female lead in the film opposite Jim Carrey. Over the next three years, she honed her acting skills in low-budget independent films such as The Last Supper (1995), Feeling Minnesota (1996), Head Above Water (1996), and She's the One (1996); preferring to feel her way effectively into the industry. She returned to the mainstream in My Best Friend's Wedding (1997), another blockbuster in which she held her own against Julia Roberts. She earned full fledged star status for playing the title role in the box office smash There's Something About Mary (1998). With three of the biggest hits of the '90s to her credit, her name near the top on virtually every list of Hollyood's sexiest actresses, and firmly established as one of filmdom's hottest properties and most sought after actresses, Cameron Diaz appears to possess everything necessary to become one of the super stars of the new century.

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz

Hollywood Hot Actress Cameron Diaz


Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy Biography

Date of Birth
10 November 1977, Atlanta, Georgia, USA 

Date of Death
20 December 2009, Los Angeles, California, USA (pneumonia, anemia and drug intoxication) 

Birth Name
Brittany Bertolotti 

Nickname
Britt 

Height
5' 3" (1.60 m) 

Perhaps it was being born in Atlanta, Georgia and raised in Edison, New Jersey that bestowed Brittany Murphy with the adaptability that had allowed her to conquer a fairly prodigious amount of projects. Brittany first honed her acting skills in regional theater at the age of 9. By age 13, she had signed on with a manager and began appearing in television commercials. In 1991, at the age of 13, Brittany and her mother moved to Burbank, California, where she landed her first television role on the show "Blossom" (1990). This lead to a starring role on "Drexell's Class" (1991), a series that proved to be short lived. Brittany's major breakthrough film appearance was in Clueless (1995), the Emma meets "Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990) comedy, in which she starred opposite of Alicia Silverstone. She went on to demonstrate her versatility and talent for not only comedy but drama; Brittany was nominated for best leading female performance in the Young Artist Awards for her role in the television film David and Lisa (1998) (TV). Aside from the many screen appearances she made after her Clueless (1995) breakthrough, Brittany lent her vocal talents, established in the early 1990s as a lead singer of her band "Blessed Soul", to the cartoon "King of the Hill" (1997) as the voice of Luanne.

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy

Hollywood Hot Actress Brittney Murphy


Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd Biography

Date of Birth
19 April 1968, Granada Hills, California, USA 

Birth Name
Ashley Tyler Ciminella 

Nickname
Ash 
Sweet Pea 

Height
5' 7" (1.70 m) 

Spouse
Dario Franchitti (12 December 2001 - present)

Trivia
Turned down a larger role in Kuffs (1992) because she was asked to do nude scenes. She responded, "My mother worked too hard for me to take my clothes off in my first movie."

Hobbies: running, rock climbing, mountain hiking, yoga, gardening, cooking

She attended 12 schools in 13 years before college. She was a sister of the sorority Kappa Kappa Gamma and was elected to Phi Beta Kappa at the University of Kentucky, where she majored in French and minored in cultural anthropology, art history, theater, and women's studies. She left a few credits shy of graduating in 1990, when she decided to drive cross-country to pursue an acting career in Hollywood.

Mother and sister are country singers Naomi Judd & Wynonna Judd. She once worked cleaning her mom's and sister's tour bus for $10 a day.

Was named one of "The 50 Most Beautful People In The World" by People Magazine. (1996, 2000 & 2002)

Known to be a avid fan of the University of Kentucky Wildcats basketball team, once not showering because she felt it would jinx them. For a cheerleading scene in her movie Someone Like You... (2001), she uses the Wildcats' cheerleaders' cheer routine, and thanks them in the credits.

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd

Hollywood Hot Actress Ashley Judd