Getting the Teen Mom stuff out of the way for 11 July.

Publications: OK!, In Touch, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 11 July 2011

Three Teen Mom stories this week, two about the failure named Amber Portwood and one about the relative success named Catelynn Lowell. Here are the headlines.

• OK!: Losing Leah: After rehab, Amber fears she'll never see her baby again.
• In Touch: Amber's tears: "My baby doesn't know me"
• Weekly Life & Style: Teen Mom Catelynn: College, wedding and babies
  
  

Again with the Teen Mom crap. Like a baby's diaper, it's never over.

Publications: OK!, Us Weekly, In Touch
Date: 2 May 2011

Some day, the long national nightmare that is MTV's Teen Mom will end.

Today is not that day.

Here are the headlines.

• OK!: Leah & Corey: Fight for the twins
  The explosive secrets that will decide custody
  Leah catches Corey in the act
  Out-of-control partying
  The attack she just can't forgive
  Kailyn Maci Catelynn: Three Teen Mom weddings
• In Touch: Corey hits Leah! Now, terrified, she demands full custody
  Jenelle abandons Jace to bail out her drug addict boyfriend
• Us Weekly: Corey's betrayal
  
  

Did I ever say how much I hate the concept and execution of this show? I think I did.