Bad dad alert: Khloe is stunned by Lamar's baby secret.

Publication: OK!

Date: 6 June 2011

There's one story each for the Kardashian sisters this week on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. OK! says that Lamar is hiding some baby secret and Khloe is stunned. On their website, it is revealed that Lamar already has kids and he hasn't been the perfect dad to them.

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Khloe bullied for being fat YET AGAIN.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 9 May 2011

Yet again, Khloe, the Baby Huey of the Kardashian clan, has a cover story about her weight. here are the headlines.

• Khloe tells Us
• Tortured for her weight
• After her mom calls her fat, Khloe opens us about her lifelong struggle and how Lamar makes her feel sexy

While this may not seem relevant to the Kardashian family, Khloe is the only daughter who is actually married and whose male companion does not seem like a complete douchebag.

This puts her a few points ahead of her petite but huge hootered sisters.

On the rocks alert: The honeymoon is over for Khloe and Lamar.

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 25 April 2011

More bad news for the Kardashian women. Khloe Kardashian, the only one of the sisters who is happily married to a seeming nice guy, Laker Lamar Odom, is actually going through a rough patch in her marriage. Here are the sub-headlines.

• Appointments for sex
• Lamar's meddling ex
• Khloe in tears

In accordance with this blog's pro-love policy, we hope these crazy kids work it out.