Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Best and worst winter beach bodies for early May 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 9 May 2011

The Flagship has been doing a lot of beach body covers recently, and while they call them best and worst, most of the cover pictures tend to the worst. The only exception this time around is a flattering picture of Serena Williams that shows off her remarkable butt, if you like that sort of thing. There is a "Guess Who?" of some actress who is enormously fat, but I didn't open the magazine up to find out who. Most of the rest are way too skinny. Here are the headlines.

• Steve Tyler - dude looks like a lady
• Serena Williams - buns of steel
• Kathy Griffin - needs a burger and a tan
• Taylor Armstrong - guess which Housewife?
  
  

Steven Tyler: "I'm lucky to be alive."

Publication: People
Date: 9 May 2011

People has an interview with the Steven Tyler. Here are the headlines.

• the Aerosmith wild man on his four kids, eight rehabs and stunning comeback on American (False) Idol.
  
• "I don't ever want to be a bad example again."

He's on that awful show, so he'll always be a bad example of music for me.

Carrie Underwood and Steven Tyler: ACM Awards Duet!

American Idol champ Carrie Underwood and American Idol judge Steven Tyler rock out on stage in 2011 Academy of Country Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on Sunday (April 3) in Las Vegas conducted Nevada. The duo Carrie's hit "Undo It" and Steven's classic "Walk This Way". On the red carpet, Carrie had a purple-licious Jean Fares dress, Dana Davis, shoes, and jewels Sutra. During her performance, she wore an Alice + Olivia tailored dress.