Four prophecies for 2011!

Publication: Sun
Date: 20 June 2011

The Sun gives us four prophecies for 2011, but none of them involve the End of the World or even so much as a plague or terrorist attack. Still, they have expiration dates, so they can be tested for accuracy.

Hillary Clinton is going to announce a run for the presidency.

Miss Betty White will buy a baseball team and they will win the World Series.

NASA files reveal why JFK really died.

(Did the shot come from outer space?)

And a weeping statue predicts Billy Graham's last days.

By the end of the year, I will report back on all these predictions.

On the rocks alert: Clinton marriage crisis

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 13 June 2011

There was a time when the Clinton marriage was prime tabloid fodder, but those days are long gone. This is only the second report of a Bill and Hillary Clinton marriage crisis is about a year and a half, and both reports have been in the low rent Examiner. The story says has Hillary packed on 50 lbs. after Bill threatened divorce.

Stay classy, low rent Examiner.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Kennedys beg Hillary to run against Obama.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 28 March 2011

Welcome back to gossip hell, Hillary Clinton! For the gossip rags over the past 15 months, Hillary has been the least interesting Clinton, and she's like, you know, the one who actually has an important job in government, but the AMI rags would rather tell you her husband is dying or her daughter is married to a guy going through a breakdown.

In any case, this week the low rent Examiner says that some unnamed cabal of Kennedys are begging her to run against Obama in 2012.

Fun fact: Did you know the 2010 elections marked the first time there were no Kennedys in office since I was a kid?