Meanest Story nominee: Whitney Houston dying!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 20 June 2011

Way back last June, the Enquirer wrote that Whitney Houston would be dead "within months". Back then, it was all about the drugs. This week, the low rent Examiner says she is dying, but says the cause will be a lung disease she has contracted. They also mention she is in rehab for the fourth time.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

Demon Drugs and Demon Rum Alert™: Both Whitney and Bobbi Christina in rehab!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 23 May 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

Whitney Houston has agreed to go to rehab, but the Enquirer says her trouble making daughter Bobbi Christina is going, too.

The Enquirer gets a lot of stuff wrong. They accused Arnold of cheating in this week's issue (duh!), but they completely missed the love child story which has become public since that issue hit the stands a week ago.

Breaking news: Whitney Houston checks into rehab. Again.

Publication: People online
Date: 9 May 2011

The online version of People is reporting that Whitney Houston is checking into rehab for treatment of addiction to drugs and alcohol. Since this is reported on a Monday, it should be on the cover of some gossip rag coming out this Thursday.