Kate in Canada!

Publication: People
Date: 18 July 2011

Technically, Kate Middleton is not Princess Catherine but Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge. (William is Duke of Cambridge as well as Prince William.) But in the gossip rags, she's just Kate, and she's still getting a lot of press, especially on this first trip to Canada and the U.S. All the other supermarket rags had Wills on the cover with her, but People was focused completely on her, not that guy she's married to who just going to be king one day.

It reminds me of a quip of John F. Kennedy on an overseas trip in 1961, when he told the press he was "the man who accompanied Jacqueline Kennedy to Paris".

Meanest Story nominee: Kate Middleton anorexia shocker!

Publication: Globe
Date: 13 June 2011

The idea that Kate Middleton is way too skinny is not new to the gossip rags. The Globe reported that she weighed 105 lbs. last summer. I don't know how much she weighs, but she is 5'10" (1m78) and she always looks very trim. I've never seen pictures of her where her legs or arms look like spindles or her skin shows every rib, the way Callista Flockhart or Teri Hatcher have looked from time to time.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

Prince William and Kate Middleton Royal Weeding Pics

Prince William and Kate Middleton are officially husband and wife in the British Empire on Friday.The smiling Kate Middleton had split. In addition to television. live broadcast of the wedding party can be followed via internet television, both at the site of the Daily Mail, The Sun and The Royal Youtube Channel

William and Katherine, who now holds the title of Duke and Duchess of Cambridge was a double kiss on the balcony of Buckingham Palace, watched by thousands of people in front them.Also as fly-pass four British-made jet fighters the most sophisticated, Tornado GR and Sea Hunter.

Even more stuff about Pippa Middleton.

Publications: People, Us Weekly
Date: 23 May 2011

While I didn't watch the Royal Wedding, it's obvious that Pippa Middleton made quite an impression on the public, and The Only Ten Magazines That Matter are giving her the "Who's the NEW girl?" treatment. Here are the headlines.

• People: All About Pippa!
  Princess Kate's stunning sister
  Fun, flirty and famous, the knockout sibling who stole the show
• Us Weekly: Kate & Pippa Family secrets
• How their mom groomed Kate to be a princess
• All about Pippa!
• Her love life, her posh party circle and how she got that body
  

Meanest Story nominee: Kate Middleton can't have a baby!

Publication: Globe
Date: 9 May 2011

As should be expected, this blog is getting a lot of visits right now from people interested in today's royal wedding. Besides this being the happiest day of her life, Kate Middleton is also entered in competition for Meanest Story of the Week.

The tabloids have already floated the rumor that she is getting married pregnant, which is really unlikely if you've seen any recent pictures of her. Now, the Globe is going with a story that she can't get pregnant and calling it a "royal shocker"!

If it was true, this would be much worse news than her going down the aisle to marry a future king with a future king inside her. But this is the Globe, so wondering about the validity of the story is a really big IF.

This gets a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week.

Bells are Ringing Alert™: Stories specifically about Kate Middleton on the day before her wedding.

Publications: In Touch, Us Weekly, Star
Date: 9 May 2011

The supermarket rags are full of stories about the Royal Wedding, with many of them focusing on the bride, naturally. Here are those headlines.

• Star: Kate's the boss!
• In Touch: Princess Kate: Wedding dress drama
• Us Weekly: Kate's big day. How she got ready.

There is yet another Kate-centric headline, but it will be included in tomorrow's Meanest Story of the Week line-up.

You So Crazy Alert™: The weirdos on Kate Middleton's side of the aisle.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 2 May 2011

It was Teddy Roosevelt's daughter Alice who got the credit for the quote "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

She would have loved the National Enquirer.

This week, the Flagship pulled out all the stops and dug up every bit of dirt they could find on the Middleton family. On the cover, they mention a drug addict, a stripper and a cross dresser, and they promise more dirt inside.

Personally, when it comes to the goofy, I think the Windsor family has got them beat.

Rich people are rich:Kate Middleton's $1,000,000 gift from the queen.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 2 May 2011

Nearly forgotten in all the royal wedding gossip is old Liz Windsor, the actual head of the British monarchy. Earlier this year, the low rent Examiner said she would make William king as soon as he married, but that's not how these people roll. Why have only one lavish pointless ceremony when you can have two instead?

In Touch says QE II bought Kate a one million dollar gift.

What she couldn't afford one million pounds?

The old tightwad.

Meanest Story nominee: Camilla calls her future step-daughter in law "Kate Simpleton".

Publication: Star
Date: 11 April 2011

Once again, the supermarket rags want us to believe that the remarkably ugly Camilla Parker-Bowles is even uglier deep down where it really counts, and I for one believe them. According to the Star, her nickname for her future step-daughter in law and future Queen of England is Kate Simpleton.

This gets a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week.

Surprisingly nice headline of the week:All about the girl who would be queen

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 4 April 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! There's been an editorial shift over at the low rent Examiner. While the Globe is convinced people standing in American supermarket checkout lines want to hear everything they can that's bad about the marriage of Wills'N'Kate, the low rent Examiner has decided to go with generally nice stories about the young royals. Here are the sub-headlines that would not look out of place on the cover of OK!, the nicest of the rags.

• Mom played matchmaker
• What you don't know about Kate
• secret "princess classes"

We are still about a week away from the next three month review, but when it comes to the horse race for what gossip rag is the meanest, the low rent Examiner is falling way behind the other Wicked Step Sisters, the Globe and Enquirer.

Damn You Skinny Alert™: Kate Middleton in a bikini.

Publication: People
Date: 28 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Here in the States, Kate Middleton's celebrity status is still relatively new, but in the U.K., she's been tabloid fodder for many years. This week, several gossip sources have been publishing telephoto lens pictures of her from 2006 wearing a white bikini on a boat while on vacation in Spain.

The general reaction is "Damn, she's foine!"

People puts one of the pictures on the cover with the headline:

• Kate Middleton in a bikini: How she got that body.

In the immortal words of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band in the song Hello, Mabel!: "Hmmm. that's nice."

Royal wedding Prince William & Kate Middleton's invitation

The Lord Chamberlain is commanded by the queen to invite marriage of His Royal Highness Prince William of Wales, KG, Miss Catherine Middleton in Westminster Abbey Friday, April 29, 2011 11:00. "One answer is to provide Invitations Secretary, Lord Chamberlain's Office, Buckingham Palace.






Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding invitations are sent out to 1,900 people expected to attend. Queen Elizabeth II and Duke of Edinburgh will lead a group of 50 members of the British royal family at the wedding, while some 40 representatives of foreign royal families - likely to include dignitaries from Spain, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Greece - will also participate.

Smart trousers card will serve as the gilt and gold writing a ticket for a guest list that includes other royals, charity leaders, family, friends, priests, and even a few lucky members of the public who were randomly selected, "said St. James's Palace Saturday.

One answer has been asked to say Invitations Secretary, Lord Chamberlain's Office, Buckingham Palace. Gentlemen are required to wear uniforms, morning coat or suit.

They include David Beckham and wife Victoria Beckham have been invited to have 40 world leaders. Jordan's king, crown prince of Abu Dhabi, Sultan of Oman, King of Bahrain, Sultan of Brunei and the King of Saudi Arabia, the Emperor of Japan, the King of Malaysia, the King of Tonga and the King of Thailand is among the invitees.



U.S. President Barrack Obama and his wife Michelle was not invited, but was asked to visit Buckingham Palace in May. Fergie, Duchess of York, has also been rejected by the royal family.

source : usahangout.com