Bun in the oven alert: Reese: baby news!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 18 July 2011

Reese Witherspoon was not a big star in the tabloids last year, but her marriage to Jim Toth was a popular topic in early 2011. Of course, the logical progression of these stories is the preparation of the wedding, the wedding itself, the honeymoon and then the pregnancy rumors.

Reese's story is now in the pregnancy rumor phase.

Reese Witherspoon Secret Tattoo Photos

Reese Witherspoon Secret Tattoo Photos

At first glance, and Kevin Smith anecdotes aside, like Reese Witherspoon as a quiet, almost vanilla celebrity who goes to church every Sunday, which explains her fondness for the occasional judge or two. So imagine my surprise to find that she has a secret tattoo on her Hooch. Certainly you can not really tell what it is, I think we all know that the wings of Lucifer tempting perverted and scorn in her dirty hole for adultery. But that's not why I brought you here. - Oh, right, title. How a person who jogs every day, the worst case of MOM ass I've ever seen in my life? No wonder Ryan Phillippe left. You can only play naughty PTA meeting so many times before you want to take a real ass cheeks









Source : usahangout.com

Love Bird Alert™: Inside Reese's honeymoon.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 25 April 2011

Reese Witherspoon got married last month already, but the gossip rags are not getting tired of telling us about it yet. Her husband Jim Toth is not mentioned by name, but he does get a picture, so he also gets a label.

This continuing interest might have something to do with Reese having a movie in theaters right now called Water For Elephants, so I'm also giving this story the Planted Crap label.

Bun In The Oven Alert™: Reese and Khloe's pregnancy news

Publication: OK!
Date: 18 April 2011

Once again, OK! shows itself to be positive and unreliable, putting stories about "pregnancy news" on the cover about women who have not said they are pregnant, but that they would like to be pregnant.

Reese Witherspoon would like to have a kid with her new husband. She is not currently pregnant.

Khloe Kardashian would like to have a child with Lamar Odom. She is not currently pregnant.

You're welcome.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert: Pictures of Reese's dream day

Publication: People
Date: 18 April 2011

It stands to reason that THE wedding of the year is coming up in a few weeks in London, but if we look at the coverage in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, it's Reese Witherspoon's wedding to Jim Toth that is a nearly equal Big Damn Deal. Wills'N'Kate are in the top ten for gossip rag covers for 2011, but that is in large part because the Globe hates them so much and has produced about half the cover stories about them, all negative. Take that one magazine away and the royal couple are neck and neck with little Reese Witherspoon walking down the aisle for the second time, with all those stories having a positive slant.

In accordance with this blog's pro-love policy, we wish the happy couple all the best.

Bells are Ringing Alert™:Reese Witherspoon's big day finally arrives.

Publications: People, OK!, In Touch, Weekly Life & Style, Us Weekly
Date: 11 April 2011

Reese Witherspoon got married last month and her wedding ran the table on the nice half of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. No magazines in the AMI kennel mentioned her happy day, but all five gossip rags that aren't connect to the Enquirer empire did. Here are the headlines.

• People: Reese's big day plans
• In Touch: Reese baby news
• Weekly Life & Style: Reese's wedding album
• OK!: Reese weds star studded ceremony
• Us Weekly: Reese's wedding
  A-list guests Gwyneth, Kate (Hudson), Scarlett, Renee (Zellweger)
  Their sweet vows, how she included Ava & Deacon
  Plans for a baby

None of the five mention the name of the groom, Jim Toth, but I expect if you are old enough to read this, you are old enough to know that weddings aren't really about grooms, are they?

Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Reese's wedding joy.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 4 April 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Unlike Natalie Portman, who is ruining the fun for the gossip world by having a quickie wedding, Reese Witherspoon's upcoming ceremony has been planned for months, which gives all the interested supermarket rags plenty of time to put together stories they can talk about on their cover. Weekly Life & Style had the exact same news on the cover five weeks ago, also with no details.

Best wishes to the happy couple, which includes the never photographed groom to be Jim Toth.