On the rocks alert: Sean Penn dumps Scarlett Johansson.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 20 June 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! The news of the breakup of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson has been all over the online gossip world, but only Us Weekly puts it on the front cover.

I for one am glad to see it. Kind of a creepy couple if you ask me.

Hollywood Hot Actress Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

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Love Bird Alert™ and On The Rocks Alert: Scarlett trapped in Sean's dirty divorce.

Publication: Star Magazine
Date: 6 June 2011

Star writes that Scarlett Johansson is trapped inside Sean Penn's divorce proceedings. In point of fact, the divorce from Robin Wright Penn was finalized last August, so she's really trapped in a nasty post-divorce situation.

I've been so creeped out by this story, I didn't do the math for the Sophisticated French Rule, which says that an older person may date a younger person if the younger party is more than half the elder's age plus seven. Sean Penn is 50 and Scarlett Johansson is 26, so this is a massive fail of the Sophisticated French Rule. To give you an idea of how bad this is, ten years from now when he is 60 and she is 36, she's still too young for him.

Ick.

Scarlett Johansson Hot Photos and Wiki

Scarlett Johansson Hot Pictures and Wiki
Scarlett Johansson was born 22 November 1984 is an American actress and singer. Johansson made her film debut in 1994 movie North, and was later nominated for an Independent Spirit Award for Best Actress for her performance in 1996 Manny & Lo.She switched to adult roles with his performances in Girl with a Pearl Earring and Sofia Coppola's Lost in Translation, she won a BAFTA Award.

Early life
Johansson was born in New York City on 22 November 1984. Her father, Karsten Johansson, is a Danish-born architect, and her grandfather, Ejnar Johansson, was a screenwriter and director.

Music career
Johansson sang the song "Summertime" for Unexpected Dreams Songs From the Stars, a non-profit collection of songs recorded by Hollywood actors.

Personal life
Johansson is a Global Ambassador for Aid and Development Agency, Oxfam.In March 2008 a UK-based bidder paid £ 20,000 on an eBay auction for Oxfam, and won a hair and makeup treatment.

Scarlett Johansson in Coach Cocktail Party

Scarlett Johansson hit the red carpet at an evening of cocktails and shopping hosted by Coach, Bad Robot Wednesday (April 20) in Santa Monica, California

Party that he was visited by many stars like Jennifer Garner, Alexis Bledel and Camilla Belle, the benefit of the Children's Defense Fund.

The organization's purpose is to "ensure every child a healthy start, a Head Start, a Fair Start, a Safe Start and a Moral Start in life and successful transition to adulthood with the help of caring families and communities."

Earlier this month, Scarlett went for a jog with his rumored new boyfriend Sean Penn.

Love Bird Alert™ and Bun In The Oven Alert™: Lots of stories about Scarlett and Sean.

Publications: Us Weekly, OK!, In Touch

Date: 25 April 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are on three covers this week, several speculating that Scarlett is pregnant because of a photo that looks like a baby bump. Here are the headlines.

• In Touch: Scarlett's secret bump!
• OK!: Sean & Scarlett pregnancy shocker!
• Us Weekly: Scarlett moves in with Sean

Ms. Johansson's reps deny the story.

Bells are Ringing Alert™:Reese Witherspoon's big day finally arrives.

Publications: People, OK!, In Touch, Weekly Life & Style, Us Weekly
Date: 11 April 2011

Reese Witherspoon got married last month and her wedding ran the table on the nice half of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. No magazines in the AMI kennel mentioned her happy day, but all five gossip rags that aren't connect to the Enquirer empire did. Here are the headlines.

• People: Reese's big day plans
• In Touch: Reese baby news
• Weekly Life & Style: Reese's wedding album
• OK!: Reese weds star studded ceremony
• Us Weekly: Reese's wedding
  A-list guests Gwyneth, Kate (Hudson), Scarlett, Renee (Zellweger)
  Their sweet vows, how she included Ava & Deacon
  Plans for a baby

None of the five mention the name of the groom, Jim Toth, but I expect if you are old enough to read this, you are old enough to know that weddings aren't really about grooms, are they?