Thursday, March 24, 2011

Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Natalie's quickie wedding.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 4 April 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! There have been no mentions of Natalie Portman in the supermarket rags since the Oscars, so In Touch decides to remind us she is still planning to get married to baby daddy Benjamin Millepied, who is not actually mentioned or pictured on the cover, but she is going to have a (gasp!) quickie wedding!

As you can imagine, quickie weddings of celebrities are the worst possible news to the gossip mags, since they are denied chances to tell about the details of a lavish affair for weeks or even months.

This blog stays with our pro-love policy and wishes the happy couple and their coming bundle of joy every happiness, regardless of the size of their wedding party.



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