On the rocks alert: Chilling warning to Kate: Don't marry William.

Publication: Globe
Date: 28 March 2011

The royal wedding is still five weeks away, and Wills'N'Kate are among the most popular topics in the supermarket rags so far this year, right up there with Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian. Nearly half the stories so far this year - 6 of 14 - have been in the Globe, and though the stories have different details, the general intent behind the Globe headlines is that the wedding and/or marriage is going to be a disaster.

This week, the Globe got some so-called expert to warn Kate against marrying William. "Evil royals will destroy you like Diana!" is the sub-headline.

In accordance with this blog's pro-love policy, I wish all the best to the young couple.