Damn You Skinny Alert™: Kate Middleton in a bikini.

Publication: People
Date: 28 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Here in the States, Kate Middleton's celebrity status is still relatively new, but in the U.K., she's been tabloid fodder for many years. This week, several gossip sources have been publishing telephoto lens pictures of her from 2006 wearing a white bikini on a boat while on vacation in Spain.

The general reaction is "Damn, she's foine!"

People puts one of the pictures on the cover with the headline:

• Kate Middleton in a bikini: How she got that body.

In the immortal words of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band in the song Hello, Mabel!: "Hmmm. that's nice."