Publication: National EnquirerDate: 28 March 2011
Welcome to gossip hell, Pattie Mallette! The mother of The Biggest Star On The Planet allegedly has some suicide shocker the Enquirer thought you should know about. Searching around online, the only dish I could find about her is that she won't be taking her clothes off for Playboy and she recently canceled Young Master Bieber's phone plan, which is like so totes mean of her!
A young man who can't text might as well be bald and covered with acne, instead of having the softest hair in the world and a dreamy, creamy complexion.
So this story about suicide, not about The Beiber without a cell, is a Meanest Story nominee.
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